Dio Brando vs Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)

“I reject my humanity, JoJo!” vs. “You are not worthy of my hell.”

Both of these monsters abandoned humanity—but for very different reasons.

• Dio Brando: The vampire with charisma, The World, and enough ego to crush heaven. Time-stopping, flesh-melting, utterly ruthless.

• Alucard: Dracula himself, broken down, rebuilt, and unleashed. The embodiment of death, war, and immortality. His guns don’t just kill—they erase souls.

You wanted blood? Oh, you’re getting oceans of it.

🕰 Powers & Abilities: Stop Time or Laugh at It?

Let’s break this insanity down:

🧛‍♂️ DIO

• The World: Can stop time for several seconds. That alone is terrifying.

• Super strength, speed, flight.

• Regeneration from nearly any injury.

• Vampire abilities like vaporizing beams, space-ripping punches, and drinking your blood mid-monologue.

• Charisma so potent he brainwashes literal stand users into worshipping him.

🔥 Alucard

• Regenerates from anything—even being turned into mist, shredded, or nuked.

• Over 3 million souls stored inside, meaning you have to kill him millions of times.

• Intangibility, shape-shifting, teleportation, and mind-breaking illusions.

• Wields the Casull and Jackal—guns made specifically to destroy supernatural beings.

• Schrödinger’s Paradox: After absorbing Schrödinger, Alucard becomes everywhere and nowhere. He can't be killed unless he believes he’s dead.

So yeah. Dio can stop time.
Alucard doesn’t need time.

Winner: Alucard—Dio has hacks, but Alucard broke the damn system.

🧠 Tactics & Combat Style

Dio’s clever. He’s manipulative. He’ll toy with you, use underhanded tactics, and monologue you into a corner while snapping your neck.

But Alucard? He doesn’t play. He taunts as psychological warfare, but he doesn't stall. When he goes all out, it’s a horror show. And even when he’s losing, it’s part of the plan.

Dio has the flair. Alucard has the fangs to back it up.

Winner: Alucard—less style, more substance.

🔥 Mental Fortitude

Dio’s pride is both his weapon and his downfall. He believes he’s a god—but when faced with someone stronger, he cracks. (See: Jotaro.)

Alucard? He knows he’s a monster. He hates what he is. But he’s accepted it. He’s seen the worst of war, death, and evil—and embraced it all.

Winner: Alucard—because he's already been to hell and called it home.

☠️ Death Match Scenario

Let’s be honest. Dio hits Alucard with Za Warudo, pauses time, and goes for the kill shot. Stabs him, crushes him, maybe even vaporizes him.

Then what?

Alucard regenerates instantly, grins through the hole in his chest, and whispers “Was that it?” before unleashing a literal army of souls to devour Dio from the inside out.

Even if Dio destroys Alucard once, it means nothing unless he eliminates every soul. And once Alucard absorbs Schrödinger?

Dio literally can’t win. He’s stuck in one timeline. Alucard exists in all of them.

👑 Final Verdict: Alucard Devours Dio

Dio is a flashy, iconic villain. One of anime’s most legendary egos. But Alucard? Alucard is inevitable. He doesn’t care about power—he is power. Chaos incarnate. A one-man apocalypse.

Final Score: Alucard wins 9 times out of 10.
The 10th time? He was just bored and let Dio have a taste of victory... before erasing him from existence anyway.

💬 Who Do You Think Wins?

🩸 Team Dio—Za Warudo, smug monologues, and that unholy drip?
🕷️ Or Team Alucard—literal death made flesh with enough bullets to end a war?

👀 Sound off in the comments and fight me—I mean, debate like civil anime fans.